Posts Tagged ‘Tarp Funds’

My Own Personal Bailout!

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

I was reading a series of blog posts from people seemingly more knowledgable than I about the general economy.     Sadly funny and sickening at the same time, but puts this whole debacle into a light and format that the average American can understand.   Thank you Rick Newman…

http://www.usnews.com/blogs/flowchart/2008/12/17/why-i-deserve-a-bailout.html

When scrambling to pay property taxes each year, I have often thought I should start a church to qualify for non profit status and tax exemption from property taxes.   After reading this blog post I can see I got it all wrong and should aspire to be a bank…

The “Bank of Chris”.  Or maybe “Ormsbee Savings and Loan…”  I will settle for a mere 500K!  OK even 100K!  Wheres my TARP funds?